A few of my favorite things (websites)...

http://www.postsecret.com/

Post Secret is a website where you can send in your secrets

 for the world to see all while staying anonymous. 

http://www.stumbleupon.com/

You can find just about anything you could possibly think of.. funny pictures, 

delicious websites, places to travel and everything in between! 

http://www.collegehumor.com/

The funniest videos and pictures!

http://thechive.com/

I think this pic speaks for the website..

http://failblog.cheezburger.com

The biggest fail images and videos

Does anyone else have any useless websites that you can spend hours on?

P.S. Mention one of the sites listed here and get a pair of free tickets to see Dean Edwards this weekend!!! 

For the best live comedy call 239.389.6901 or go online www.offthehookcomedy.com

Fun Facts!

Did you know that....

Most lipsticks contain fish scales (ewwww)

http://www.prwatch.org/files/images/lipstick.png

11% of people are left handed

http://www.m3group.biz/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/how-to-do-left-handed..jpg

cats spend 66% of their lives alseep

http://www.all-wallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Sleeping-Cat-Animals.jpg

the average speed of a skydiver is 124mph!

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/airplane-no-parachute-2.jpg

a 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories- pucker up!

http://www.kaiserpermanentehistory.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Edith-Shain-Kiss1.jpg

everyday is a holiday somewhere in the world (soo everyday is a party?)

http://blog.visafirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Australa-Uruguay.jpg

apples are more effective at waking you up in the morning than coffee

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg1rPgWnqQ8YNzHQtHJR_IFAH4_WrEa9aUSD7QwuPRaW0l5G_Qdi7JK87rSp6xh52rmQre_M4ZQOihESZ-2Uf7jNnhQYgCGjMdxKHQf7c6dieq4P1zeJ-9Q-ZJgBCu-nOTLQoQSSKDKg/s1600/
Apple-Fruit-HD-wallpapers.stillmaza.com-2.jpg

the film Mary Poppins was filmed entirely indoors

http://www.redcarpetcrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mary-poppins.jpg

A jellyfish is 95% water

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V8kqtYw_78g/Tb6BAqVJKjI/AAAAAAAAGRM/_
aPu5SnHywI/s1600/Box+Jellyfish.jpg

Thank you did-you-knows.com & www.funny2.com/facts

For the best live comedy call 239.389.6901 or go online www.offthehookcomedy.com

State of the Art Culinary Test Kitchen to be built in New Performing Arts Center with Off The Hook Comedy Club

Hotel News Resource (via Nevistas Publishing)

Off The Hook Comedy Club in Marco Island, Fla., is relocating to Bonita Springs, Fla., and plans to construct a state of the art culinary test kitchen. Co-owners, Brien and Santo Spina, have secured a 4-acre property at the corner of Imperial and Bonita Beach Road, which he intends to transform into…

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Tuesdays "SEEMS LEGIT" PICS!

Helping your workday out with a little bit of laughter, here are some "seem's legit" pics that might make you giggle...

Have a good work week guys! We love you!

-C

Monday Blues

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4837285_700b.jpg

http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/originals/d1/e5/11/d1e5110a191037637ada6658587edc5f.jpg

Ah my sentiments exactly... so here's a little something to help us all survive the day- don't try to deny it we all love this song.

-S 

For the best live entertainment call 239.389.6901 or www.offthehookcomedy.com

Off the hook comedy BEHIND THE SCENES

Alright, we did it...were giving you a behind the scenes look at what goes on at Off The Hook Comedy Club. We are one goofy team and we have decided to start sharing that with all of you! This is just episode one! Stay tuned for more!

Animals and Humor=Beauty

Okay so we all love animals...and we love to laugh. So, Off The Hook COmedy is making your day ONCE AGAIN!

We love you! 

Top 5 classic youtube videos that never get old

Alright y'all here are my pick for the top 5 classic youtube videos that'll give everyone a laugh on this Thursday! 

Ouch Charlie!

Pep talk!

Hide yo kids Hide yo Wife

Aint Nobody got time...

Dentist visit

-S

For the best live comedy call 239.389.6900 or visit www.offthehookcomedy.com

It's the small things

As I was driving home the other day from work I was thinking about all the laundry I had to do when I got home, and then I remembered that I no longer had to go to a community washing machine but I had one in my very own apartment! I was probably a little more excited than I should've been but still...

http://webbyman.net/dyoks_images/hanging_pups.jpg

Everyone knows how awful it is when you're carrying your laundry across the courtyard and you keep thinking you've dropped something out of your basket,  (especially your underwear) so you're constantly looking behind you to make sure everything is still in there. What a relief (*Sigh*) when you make it back with everything in tact and not hanging up for everyone to see.

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It really is the small things in life that matter so hope you enjoy this Memorial Day and remember that! 

-S

For the best live comedy call Off The Hook at 239-389-6900 or visit http://www.offthehookcomedy.com

Off The Hook Comedy Club - Dumb@$$ of the Day

305jenn Jenn5h

My poor car was stuck between a rock and a hard place this morning pic.twitter.com/IVUxSZTokt

Kudos, major kudos.



For the best live comedy call Off The Hook at 239-389-6900 or visit http://www.offthehookcomedy.com

HARLEM SHAKE OFF

We know The Harlem Shake is kinda out of style, but we picked our top 3 favorite videos. 

And YES...we had to include Off The Hook Comedy. We get crazy...we get wild!

Hump Day LOL Pics

The week is ALMOST over. Maybe some of these e cards will help keep you going....

Feel free to share some funny pics if you guys have them!

My New Summer Dress Shoes

So, the boss got on my back today about my choice of footwear at work. I don't know what the problem is here. I work at a Seafood Restaurant. Plus, I keep 'em on ice when I get home. Gotta stay cool in the Marco Island heat! Perfect arch support.

 

You guys have heard of that Rinspeed sQuba car they made in Switzerland right?

Yeah...same basic concept. Easy transition from land to water.

 

Thinking about proposing this as dress code for Off the Hook Comedy Club on show nights. What do you guys think?

 

 

~CO     

 

For the best live comedy call Off The Hook at 239-389-6900 or visit http://www.offthehookcomedy.com

 

Say "Hump day" when you call and you'll get free tickets to this weekends show!!! 

It's Hump Day!

It's hump day which means the weekend has almost arrived. Here's a little motivation to help you get over the hump and make it to the weekend! 

http://www.bestmotivationalposters.com

For those of you who don't know what hump day is I thought I'd clear it up by getting a definition from a very credible source so here you go:

Wednesday, or the hump of the week
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day

Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day. 

Courtesy of urbandictionary.com 

Good luck with the rest of the week everyone and if you call 239.389.6900 and say "Hump day" you'll get free tickets to this weekends show!!! 

-S

for the best live comedy call Off The Hook at 239-389-6900 or visit http://www.offthehookcomedy.com

Having a bad day?

Whenever you're having a bad day just remember....

 at least you don't look like you did in the 6th grade

(as you can see this was not a good time for me)

or that you never dressed like this.....

-S

for the best live comedy call Off The Hook at 239-389-6900 or visit http://www.offthehookcomedy.com

We take the time to find you funny sh&* online!

Just a few funny things we found to help you get your work week going...

Random and hilarious

Facebook funny....

Yep, that's correct my friend....

WTF WHY?!?!

Top 5 Comedians

Alright all you bloggers out there that love to laugh, here are our picks for the top 5 comedians:

1. Kevin Hart: He is quite the stand up comedian releasing his first album in 2006, and in 2011 his tour turned into a concert documentary. He's also made us laugh in some big budget films including: Scary Movie 3 and The 40-year old Virgin. 

"Alright Alright Alright!"

2. Louis CK: He has been around the comedy world since 1984 and has made appearances on Parks and Recreation, Comedy Central, and Saturday Night Live. He is the first comedian to have a film accepted into the Sundance Film Festival. 

3. Aziz Ansari: He's an American actor and one funny stand up comedian! He's in the middle of his third large tour and uses his personal life to make the audience laugh since "No else can be talking about that." 

4. Mike Epps: He's best known for his role in Next Friday and has also starred in a bunch of big name films including the Hangover! In 1995 he began his professional career as a comedian by joining the Def Comedy Jam though being a comedian came naturally to him and has been making his friends and family laugh from a young age. 

5. Chris Rock: He's been on Saturday Night Live, many HBO films, and he even hosted the 77th annual Academy Awards! He's also been voted the fifth best comedian ever by Comedy Central- you can't argue with them.

You've seen our picks and now we want to hear what you think! 

-S

For the best live comedy call Off The Hook at 239-389-6900 or visit http://www.offthehookcomedy.com

Your New Favorite Blog for all things Comedy

Welcome to the new blog of Off The Hook Comedy Club in Marco Island, Florida.  This is your one stop destination for news and updates about upcoming shows, funny videos, pictures, and all things comedy.

To kick things off we're going to present our list of top 10 comedians. If you disagree with our list, you're dumb. Just kidding, we want your feedback and your input on who you think is the funniest comedian. So hopefully you'll be able to see them live at Off The Hook!

And before you say it... we're still looking for Dave Chappelle too....

http://www.offthehookcomedy.com